Bob Herbert gets it. I wish the GOP did.

Today one of my students was telling me that he got stumped by one of his university interview questions over the weekend. Considering the student as well as the outcome, I am going to have to say “stumped” is a wee bit of an overstatement, but none the less, the question was interesting. As a future lawyer, he has applied for a Law and Politics program. On seeing that the interviewer said, “I see that you have aptly demonstrated your interest in law, but what about politics? What interests you about politics?”
“Uhhh….” He began. “Politics is interesting because it is the element of the system that works on enforcing law… like, they work together to effect change…”
Okay, so not bad. Always good to fall back on interdependence and relationships.
He asked me, what I would have said. What a perfect day to ask me such a question. I told him I was not sure I could answer the question in light of the current political sh*tstorm underway in the States. He persisted. I gave in with little more encouragement: “I think that politics is fascinating because it is like the crystallization of all the best and worst extremes of the human condition. It is the fun house mirror of our society.”
He laughed and then looked at the clock. Maybe I should have re-thought my answer.
In the wake of the passage of the Health Care Reform Bill the nature of the extreme right in our country has been disclosed to such a degree that even the “mostly extreme” right sees the red flags. Like I said yesterday: It is embarrassing. I am frightened to see the potential for hate that this has brought out in the people who we have chosen to represent us. Jesus – if this is who we have become we really are a Generation of Swine.
Bob Herbert’s op-ed piece in the New York Times pretty much summed up what I was trying to say yesterday (that is why he earns the big bucks, yo.) and I know lots of people are going to say that he is some liberal-leftist-socialist-racist-tyrant. So before you go there, consider what David Frum had to say about what the GOP has earned themselves as a result of the past few weeks years:
We followed the most radical voices in the party and the movement, and they led us to abject and irreversible defeat… by mobilizing [the Republicans] with hysterical accusations and pseudo-information, overheated talk has made it impossible for representatives to represent and elected leaders to lead. He went on in another piece to say that “Conservatives have whipped themselves into spasms of outrage and despair that block all strategic thinking.”
The behavior that Herbert describes in his piece defies any sort of rational explanation – oh, yeah BECAUSE IT IS IRRATIONAL. Beyond that it is inexcusable, but it was at the hands of a bunch of Teabagger Morons. So what then of yelling “Baby Killer” at Bart Stupak, (who frankly does not speak for my uterus in any way) on the floor of the United States House of Representatives? Randy Neugebauer [from Texas - HOW SURPRISING] came forward to admit it was him (though made up quite a justification for it) a day late. In the military don’t they have punishments for “conduct unbecoming”? Why do we have to put up with this kind of bullshit in the hallowed halls of “the greatest Democracy on the planet? [Be sure to read the comments following the Neugebauer article if you check the link.]
Yeah, the greatest “democracy” on earth. Maybe, as the Aussies point out, that is not necessarily the best thing.
“In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upwardly mobile—and the rest of us are fucked until we can put our acts together: not necessarily to win, but mainly to keep from losing completely. We owe that to ourselves and our crippled self-image as something better than a nation of panicked sheep.” ~ Hunter S. Thompson, 1979
**Thank you to Twitter friends: seanbedlam, shockozulu aka John Cusack, lizzwinstead, pourmecoffee, deringolade and cody_k for all the links and great posts over the past few days.**
Fog, Full Moons and Obituaries.
Tonight will be a perigee moon. Perigee means the point in the orbit of a heavenly body, especially the moon, or of an artificial satellite at which it is nearest to the earth. However, it is unlikely I will have a clear view of it because of the fog that has settled over Hong Kong in the past couple of days. I am going to call it fog – though it is far more likely some variant of the pollution that we inhale on a daily basis over here, a nice dose of Nitrogen Dioxide. Yesterday it appeared that the sky had fallen. When I got home I was unable to see the bright lights of CyberPort, or even the ambient light of Hong Kong island, which generally creates my nocturnal backdrop. It was eerie. I could see some of the lights on the loaders and ships that were not too far off the shore , but even those were pretty diffuse, and the fog horns were going all night long – always spooky in spite of being a beacons. It was kinda like this, for real.
This morning when I was walking towards my yogic destination, the sky actually did fall. It wasn’t rain. It was like suspended wet that just sort of enveloped me as I walked towards the tram stop near Times Square. It was dark and quiet and damp. My students are always asking me what exactly “dank” means when they read Donald Justice’s poem, The Tourist From Syracuse. This would be it. Dank.
It is the kind of weather that sort of makes you want to hole up in bed with a good book and something tasty to drink; even if it is pollution and not really weather, it has the semblance of a blustery day. It’s not holing up because you are in a bad mood, but just because it seems more friendly inside. This weather matches the literary news of the last few days. I woke up yesterday to hear that Howard Zinn had died. I have been reading Howard Zinn since the days I was just discovering that I loved history. A People’s History of the United States may be one of the best books I have ever read, any of the editions, and it has always served as one of the best teaching tools for dealing with US History, a class that cannot be effectively broached in a single academic year (Go high school curriculum! Don’t even get me started on the idea of teaching World History in a year… No wonder everyone is bugged by history as adolescents.) It sucks to lose such a voice, but perhaps the irony of [modern?] death will prevail and more people will listen now that he has died.
I contemplated Howard a lot yesterday. I had only one history lesson to teach but was imbued with Theory of Knowledge lessons, which forces one to consider all the aspects of good history/historiography. Not to mention, I am 40 pages away from the conclusion of Roberto Bolaño’s 2666 and it is a novel of quite literal epic proportions, which I cannot imagine gleaning much from without some understanding the historical context against which it is set. History matters, and it is relevant in ways that few have been able to articulate as well as Howard Zinn. He always had much to say on how we choose to learn/study/use history, and I know I will be revisiting much of his work again in the near to immediate future.
When I woke up at 5 a.m. this morning the fog had not lifted even a little, in fact was far more substantial as I mentioned above. Walking placidly, if not a bit fuzzily out the door to catch the ferry I read that J.D. Salinger had died. Damn. Not like he made a habit of being around anyhow, but, damn. I will never read The Catcher in the Rye and not think of two of my most favorite humans to have ever walked the earth: Willy Oaks and Jason Baucom. Both of these guys embodied so much of what Holden Caulfield meant to me. I think Willy probably gave me my first copy of the book. And then, it was the reason I developed such a crush on a certain freshman at UCSD; Marshall’s favorite book, so prominently displayed in that charming college freshman way, was, of course, The Catcher in the Rye.
Two days and two big guns – gone. I started to wonder why it seems like certain people go on living forever, ever when we are sure they are going to die any moment. [Or we just want them to.] I have never written an obituary, well, I sort of wrote one once… But in reality, I wouldn’t know how to capture the way I feel when I hear about guys like this passing. It’s like a another little light, somewhere, has gone out. And even if that light is not readily accessible, or even one we need to have access to on a regular basis, we are poorer for having lost the illumination.
I hope I will see the moon tonight, though the fog will be here a little longer I think.
May we all find a beacon in the mist.
Travel (Writing).
Every time I have the opportunity to take a trip – big, small, exotic, mundane, work-related, totally frivolous, near, far – I am grateful. I am grateful for the opportunity, the variety and the inherent surprises that come even when you think for sure they will not. And I am grateful for the chance to share my experiences with others. Whether or not they are grateful is something that apparently very few travelers actually consider, but I would like to consider it.
Since I have been living in Asia and traveling in Asia I have found, in sharing my experiences, I rely heavily on words like myriad and juxtaposition. But these words do so little to actually communicate what I mean. Or at least they seem ineffective in comparison to what I see around me. How can I really demonstrate what I mean when I say there are myriad subtleties in the art of multilingual (or non-lingual) communication in Asia, or that Asia is replete with the most incongruously wonderful juxtapositions I have ever seen? Just saying it seems limited.
And why would it matter? Because, of course, with traveling comes the requisite sharing of said experiences, either with other travelers, or maybe with those who would, but can’t and those who could, but don’t. Ihave a great audience in my classroom for sharing, though I was reluctant to share my trips with my students in the US at first, a result of scars from having to endure my own Freshman English teacher’s every vacation to Hawaii (Mark Reischling I know you loved it, but us? Not so much.) Eventually I did begin to share and whether or not it had the Reischling effect on the kids, it totally changed how I traveled. I began to look around the world in a wholly new way; trying to see everything through the eyes of my students gave my trips a completely new focus. I brought back Vegemite and didgeridoos and boomerangs from Australia and let my students try all of them when we studied the region in Geography. I shared my photo essay of the street people and permanent protesters from D.C. when we covered Civil Rights and Liberties in Government class. I brought in albums from Italy when we studied the Renaissance in World History and the photos for my graduate thesis on Area 51 when we covered the Cold War in US History. Photos of the Ancient Agora and the Theater of Dionysus were passed around when we covered mythology and Ancient Greece. From Russia to Alaska to the Baltic States to Mexico and Jamaica – I wondered: What would my students find interesting, or surprising or bizarre… what might shock them? How could I impart what it was like to be in all these places… How could I create the sense of place in a way that they could relate to and provide context for what they were studying?
I read somewhere recently that the abundance of travel writing was getting simply ridiculous. Something to the effect that people live under the misconception that everyone wants to read about their every trial and tribulation on the road and that somehow a well-inked passport makes one the next great… well, you know, travel writer. And I had to admit, it is kind of true. There are more travel blogs out there everyday, and in some ways, this might kind of be one. I do not read many of the travel blogs that profess to be the “key” to any sort of wisdom, and I love the idea that something one reads on the internet could in any way be “off the beaten track…” [Sorry Lonely Planet, I still love you and I turn to you often, but yo, you are way mainstream.]
Still, I have a certain love for travel literature.
Big things happen on Fridays… If you’re crafty.
It is not Friday in Hong Kong right now. It is Saturday morning. And I am at work, which is a redundant statement, as I have already mentioned I am in Hong Kong. Fridays however, have gotten my attention. Big Time.
So, you already know I am a fan of the friday five (lists and questions and memes oh my!) And you are also aware that I pledged my loyalty to Twitter several months ago. And as such, I have been intrigued by Twitter’s #followfriday concept. As a trending topic, which = code for popular inane subjects to randomly comments on (or not so inane I must say before the #iranelection people freak out and kill me for being disrespectful,) #followfriday is a means for people to spread the word about people on Twitter and encourage people to, well, follow said personas, obviously.
I have not really #followfriday’ed anyone. But then, yesterday I saw that San Diego Street Scene, in conjunction with #followfriday, is doing free ticket Friday for the show at the end of August. Because the Beastie Boys were confirmed to play at Street Scene this year (news I got via Twitter WAY before friends at home got it in the more conventional method) @Street_Scene said, #followfriday @Street_Scene with your favorite Beastie Boys lyric for a chance to win free tickets. I was totally down. And following suit (‘she gets around/she’s always down’) I went with the proverbial She’s Crafty: “The girl is crafty like ice is cold!”
Oh, and by the way?
I fucking won. Yeessssssssssss!!!
“Now I like nothing better than a pretty girl smile
And I haven’t seen a smile that pretty in a while…”
So… In honor of this clearly epic day, I am going to present some people who you should follow, based solely on my opinion of course, so do with the suggestions as you like.

John Cusack = the complete package.

Tim Armstrong = Hot Rock and Roller for today

Benicio del Toro = Simply SMOKIN'

Bertrand Russell = Big daddy of the coolest paradox

HST = The Shit. Pure and Simple.
Maybe I will post the chicks next (fake) Friday, ie: Hong Kong Saturday. It could be a whole new kind of tradition. Oh, and by the way? John Cusack sent me a direct reply on Twitter today as well. Fuck yeah!
“The girl is crafty like ice is cold!
The girl is crafty – she knows all the moves
I started playing records – she knew all the groo-ooves“
And so it is… A Generation of Swine.
“In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upwardly mobile—and the rest of us are fucked until we can put our acts together: not necessarily to win, but mainly to keep from losing completely. We owe that to ourselves and our crippled self-image as something better than a nation of panicked sheep.”
—Hunter S. Thompson, The Great Shark Hunt, 1979
The Swine Flu is all over the news the past few days. In Asia there is an audible sigh of relief that it is not their problem, er… fault, for once and lots of jokes about pigs are circulating, though I am sure I will see more face masks than normal this week in town. Personally, I am not so concerned as it is reported that the best way to pick up the virus is through direct pig contact, and I am not going out much these days.
No more H5N1 – now we have H1N1. Whatever. I am more interested in the flu blame than the flu game. In 1968 it was the Hong Kong flu and around a million people died. Pandemic? In 1918 it was the Spanish flu and 40-100 million died. Pandemic. SARS? Not flu, but 775 deaths and permanent flu fear in Hong Kong remains. You know between a quarter of a million and half million people die annually, world wide from the “common” flu. Who can we blame that one on? Perhaps it really is Affluenza. That would befit a Generation of Swine.
It amazes me how quickly and effectively the flu-fear spreads. Forget the flu itself for a minute and consider… travel advisories, recommended purchases, suggested quarantines. And then this: “The WHO has activated a command and control center for acute public health events nicknamed the “war room.” It says it is ready to use rapid containment measures if needed, including antivirals.” War Room? Really?
I was just talking with some friends yesterday about how people have become absolutely maniacal about purported hygiene. All this antibacterial nonsense seems to just be making people sicker in my opinion. Remember how dirty we got when we were kids in the Seventies? Shit, we were eating dirt, or at least making little brothers eat it. We had dirty hands. We climbed trees where *gasp* birds probably, you know… pooped. We swam in rivers and lakes that probably had some dodgy detritus it them at some point. And we lied about washing our hands before we ate. And we did not get sick all that often. I guess the dirt must be a whole lot worse these days. Though that doesn’t make sense either because most kids don’t really seem to go outside and get dirty anymore (though I could be focusing mostly on the kids in HK who are only exposed to virtual dirt.)
So, we have cleaner, smarter, sicker people. Strange.
And the flu is costly. Gotta buy all that anti-viral stuff, gotta protect the house and the everyone, gotta get all the info, do all the right things. Close the schools. Alert the media: With eight confirmed cases in the US, the World Health Organization declared a deadly new strain of swine flu to be a “public health emergency of international concern,” as health officials identified possible new cases in two additional U.S. states and called the disease widespread.
Best stay away from the pigs.
I am thinking that in the midst of a generation of swine that will be the hardest part.
When HST coined the term ‘Generation of Swine,’ or at least put it into common parlance, he was referring to a generation of treacherous, self-interested politicos along with their cronies and followers who were not even decent enough to go down a la Watergate. They cavorted around the law and were expert with smoke and mirrors, deception and great tag lines. Always a new crisis to divert and assuage. Nothing like a good “pandemic” to get people thinking about heading to Rite-Aid and forgetting about all the other shit on their plate.
So now we are blaming the pigs – not the Commie ones, or the political ones, or the police, but the cute little pink ones like we bred and used for nuclear tests out in the desert with their own custom made army issue uniforms, because they were the closest thing to us to measure the effects of close range nuclear blasts [see the Plumbbob series and the 37 kilo-ton Priscilla test blast and don't doubt my nuclear knowledge simply because the irony is just too perfect.]
The poor little piggies (who I imagine are going to take the brunt of this panic as the cows did in the case of Mad Cow and the chickens did with H5N1.) I would go into it in further detail, but I have to go out and get some antibacterial soap and prepare for the apocalypse.










