This is bathroom graffitti from the ladies’ bathroom near Mandeville Auditorium at UCSD.
Just some (salient) food for thought.
When I was on Myspace back in the day I had a friend whose link I would post here if I were still on Myspace, who was part of a group called The Douchbag Patrol. They were awesome and had a great theme song. It would be the perfect complement.