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Lies Lies Lies: THEY ARE GOING TO GET YOU.

love lies on and an and on and on and on and lies lies lies yeah (they’re gonna get you) lies lies lies yeah (they won’t forget you) lies lies lies yeah (they’re gonna get you) lies lies lies yeah … Continue reading

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Coffee: DENIED!!

Last week I went back to my hometown for a Halloween party. I even wore a costume and everything. I don’t go up there very often, and every time that I do go… I am glad. Thought I was going … Continue reading

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A compromising position.

I was talking to T on the phone this morning as she drove to work. A major benefit of having summers off is increased phonability. Like, for instance, yesterday as I was finishing up the last-minute of “really fun” stairclimbing … Continue reading

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The Retribution Hook Up.

I have been wanting to write about this but then thinking, hmmm…. perhaps it is too much for certain members of my audience. But I am struggling with the notion of censure these days as well as the more basic … Continue reading

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Catwoman: She is me and I am she?

What’s life without a little risk? ~ Selina Kyle I did not see the latest Catwoman movie with Halle Berry. With no offense to what I’m sure was one hot kitty, I was not interested. I did like Michelle Pfeiffer’s … Continue reading

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My own comedy of errors. And this shit is true. Seriously.

The only thing that is going to offer any kind of credibility to the following story is the simple fact that I could not really be making shit like this up, because if I could, I would no longer need … Continue reading

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A Sure Thing…?

I am a strong proponent of research and investigation. I like to see if there is a scientific way to explain stuff, particularly, you know, the non-scientific stuff. This perhaps why I found Boobquake to be such a worthy endeavor, … Continue reading

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